anal ringbeard

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.

'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.

Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!

by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021