apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet

Jared is apologizing to his mom

by ironsnowball September 3, 2018

aLOLogize

–verb (used without object), -gized, -giz·ing.
1.
to offer a compassionate laugh, as for suffering or trouble

2.
to express sympathy or console by use of humor.

Gary aLOLogized with Denise after the death of her favorite stuffed dog.

by Nivush November 3, 2010

appologise

To say that you are sorry for a fault, insult, or injury.

Same as apologise (UK) or apologize, not really slang, just a common misspelling.

Mike "appologised" to his teacher for his noisy outburst during math class.

by V. Gracie November 8, 2007

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

Aplologize

To laugh out loud while making an apology.

Person 1: "Ow, what the hell, you hit me in the eye!
Person 2: "Hahaha! Haha, sorry, haha!

Fred aplologized to Mark.

by PaperStrike May 13, 2009

apollogize

This term refers to shape shifting. Apollo was a famous shape shifter appearing as a dolphin or a python. Used in reference to someone who is predictably mellow but can kick wolverine booty when agitated.

You really pissed her off , dawg. She's fixin' to Apollogize.

by Heyokavadhuta September 27, 2019