Russian Amphitheatre

A sexual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother Russia.
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.

While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.

When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as Stalin showed no mercy to his people.

When I heard that there was going to be a performance at the Russian amphitheatre, I went to go see. What I did not expect to see performed at the Theatre was a Russian Amphitheatre.

I should have read the playbill.

by Redrumbilly May 15, 2013

amphisexualbioquarious

Sexually attracted to sapiens both on land and in water.

Seamus: Dude, did you hear Charlie had sex with a mermaid?
DaQuan: Yeah bro, she was so pulchritudinous!
Seamus: But I thought he was into humans.
DaQuan: He is. He is amphisexualbioquarious.
Momin: So he's not just gay?
DaQuan: No, he's not amphihomosexualbioquarious!

by Brandt Creeper March 20, 2019

amphitrite

the most beautiful girl to ever exist

who’s amphitrite?

by f4iryl4nd November 24, 2020

amphitrite

poseidon’s wife and nymph of the sea

who was amphitrite in greek mythology?
amphitrite!

by f4iryl4nd November 24, 2020

amphitheater crawler

a person who would wear a skeleton suit and listen to phoebe bridgers.

Oh my gosh, Kay is such an amphitheater crawler!

by kaitlyn bloodworth October 7, 2021

Amphisexuality

A sexuality in which someone is only attracted to double-binary people.

Origin: Amphi (Greek Root For Both) + Sexuality

The exclusive attraction to double-binary people is called amphisexuality.

by Shugunou June 6, 2023

Amphitheatre Longbowman

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.

Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...

by V3L0C1TY! June 25, 2024