Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"
Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"
Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"
Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"
Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"
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Get the America Online mug.a cool ass mother fucking isp that is easy to hack and has a lot of fucking features. ie you can go in chatrooms and talk shit but you can get a TOS if you dont have a TOS remover application that you can download from www.lenshell.com. That site is the shit for AOL progz. The employees are a bunch of dumbasses that will give out passwords and shit, they are so god damn gullible its unbelieveable. the anti virus sucks big time dick but fuck you! your supposed to have your own anti virus proggie anyways. there are cool message boars that you can flame on that are like so fucking awesome. the connection is still slower than fucking mollases unless you have a cable modem, which you are pretty lame anyways if you dont have one these days. the only thing is i am getting sick and fucking tired of getting sand niggers everytime i call aol, cant i get an american once! JUST ONE FUCKING TIME!! Shit thats all i fucking need is an american, it is hard to send a virus or some other mother fucker because the built in virus proggie usually detects it even though it is a piece of horse shit! If your a n00b to aol there is so many fucking things to discover on aol its incredible. well im gonna wrap it up. so any aol h8rs out there go fuck yourself you fags
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It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.
The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.
Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.
The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.
Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
Homo sapiens:
I'm sorry for your loss.
Typical American Online Answers User:
Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.
(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
I'm sorry for your loss.
Typical American Online Answers User:
Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.
(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
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