Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
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The opposite of melansexual. An attraction to white or light skinned people. This attraction varies from person to person and whether or not it is a preference or a necessity.
If it is a preference then it means that if one were to take interest in another person whom is not light skinned, then it is also because one is willing to love another with a kind heart, even if he/she may have the opposite physical trait to one's preference.
If it is a necessity then it means that one cannot date a person who is dark skinned.
*PLEASE NOTE: This does NOT in any way mean that one is racist. Just because a straight person or a gay person finds a specific gender attractive, does that make them sexist? No, it just depends on one's characteristic and personality.*
If it is a preference then it means that if one were to take interest in another person whom is not light skinned, then it is also because one is willing to love another with a kind heart, even if he/she may have the opposite physical trait to one's preference.
If it is a necessity then it means that one cannot date a person who is dark skinned.
*PLEASE NOTE: This does NOT in any way mean that one is racist. Just because a straight person or a gay person finds a specific gender attractive, does that make them sexist? No, it just depends on one's characteristic and personality.*
I'm albsexual but it's a preference, not a necessity; meaning that if a dark skinned person with a kind heart asked me out, I would gratefully accept this request.
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“No ❤️ I am Amysexual.”
“Sorry! I’ll keep that in mind.”
“No ❤️ I am Amysexual.”
“Sorry! I’ll keep that in mind.”
by probablynotamywinehouse December 19, 2020
Get the Amysexual mug.A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.
Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.
Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.
Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!
Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?
Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.
Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?
Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.
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-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.
-noun. An ambigusexual person.
-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.
-noun. An ambigusexual person.
Paul: "Did you hear? Clifton just got thrown outta the 'World's Friendliest Karaoke Bar' in Seattle! On New Year's Eve Eve... even!"
Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."
Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"
Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!
Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."
Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."
Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."
Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"
Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!
Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."
Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."
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