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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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amazement

1. a word used to describe a feeling that what you have found is so incredible, so overwhelming, so incomparable, and every day new and better and deeper.

2. The state of the feeling what is described above
ex. The only way I can describe my feelings toward you is amazement. Every little thing that you do, I'm amazed by you.
by d. gaucher November 23, 2007
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awarement

a state of the mind being fully aware of a situation. Usually being slightly inebriated and aware that your driving skills are impaired or any decisions you make will be bad.
My brains' awarement is telling me it's unsafe to drive and that having sex tonight will result in a child.
by Michael Bullshwitz October 12, 2009
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amusement-itis

AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.
Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”
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Amusement Co.

This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.
Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.
by Dudenumber253 January 12, 2010
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damagement

Management who is clueless and breezes in, sprinkles their leadership onto the poor worker who are stuck trying to implement foolish or damaging ideas. Also management who lays off whole groups of workers, running the business into the ground, ala Circuit City.
Our programming department replied with a resounding "NO" when some clueless member of `damagement` tried to put a print button on the on-line manual.
by Government lackey November 18, 2010
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Amusement Park Lines

The most annoying thing to wait for- 60 minutes in line for 60 seconds on a coaster.
The worst part about amusement parks are the amusement park lines.
by thrilla7 September 1, 2012
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