Altruism

Not removing from the gene pool (slowly, painfully) all the back-stabbing a-holes in your life.

"That *@#!*%#*! back-stabbed me so bad! He/She is lucky I believe in altruism!"

revenge betrayal mercy backstab benevolent

by Concupy August 9, 2009

Toxic Altruism

When one's unsolicited help causes damage.

She has a terrible habit of intruding to help when not even asked for, which mostly ends in a disaster. That is the definition of toxic altruism.

by sandyzombie September 18, 2021

Astro-Altruism

The belief that humans where created and manipulated by extraterrestrials. Other tenets include, "all is one" philosophy, and a disdain for love of self.

After his visit to the ancient site, he became interested in Astro-Altruism.

by HennyStargate August 24, 2019

effective altruism

Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.

by thedonkeykingridesagain December 15, 2022

altruism

shit that means badasses doing nice things for a while then going back to being cool and black and stuff.

The motorcycle gang was in a state of altruism when they painted the old hookers house but then went back to usual by fucking the old mother fuckin bastard.

by iamnotanandrewtard January 23, 2012

Altruisexual

One who finds altrusim the most sexually attractive feature in a person.

I am an altruisexual--I am attracted to someone who is selfless and actively engages in helping others and is concerned for the well-being of others.

by Amazon Banshee May 26, 2016

altruism

Paradigm that kindness to a genetically diametric entity will increase language robustness in one's own tribe.

This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability.

Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.

Altruism exists because genes loop; genes loop because language loops.

Thus genes are based on language...

by metawave November 28, 2019