Apeshit bananas

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.

When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.

by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011

apeshit

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).

Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Aleshia

An Amazing Person, the one who can make you smile no matter how your feeling, and someone who everyone wants to be around, Unimaginably Beautiful.

Ooh, she is such an Aleshia

by Ali123456 October 21, 2011

aleshka

She a bad ass/bitch. Very cute and lovable ,super cute and attractive. Men will be all over her . Whoever dates her will be the most happiest person alive . Most wear glasses.Very funny and have a nice smile. Makes men fall in love easy . Always laughing and having the time of there life ,they look sexy

Go get yourself a Aleshka !!!!!!!!!!!!

by Aleshka January 16, 2017

alesha

Alesha is sometimes quiet around people she does not know, but once you get to know her she is the funnest person to be around. She is very athletic and loves to explore. Her long beautiful hair and face make boys fall at her feet. Alesha's doesnt fall for guys easily but once she does she never wants to let you go. Alesha's is funny, athletic, beautiful, smart, amazing runner, is a great friend and keeps her promises. Her eyes change colour deppending on the light and her mood. She loves food but never gets fat. Alesha's can sometimes be upset and then a minute later can be the happiest person in the world

boy #1: dude i got an alesha

boy #2: what thats so not fair. i want an alesha

by fisher1414 October 21, 2012

Aleesha

Aleesha is a beautiful person inside and out, she posseses beauty, brains and a fine body. She loves to seduce others and also loves to flirt, it's in her nature. She is without a doubt great in bed. She is the life of the party, she loves life and is very courageous and friendly, loved by all. She is very popular on social media and out of social media. She always wants attention and your time. She is easy to love, she get along well with others. She loves to cook and is the perfect type that you take home to your mother. Her light brown skin and beautiful eyes can seduce anyone. She is a winner. She is diligent. She is Aleesha. Anyone would be lucky to say that they know an Aleesha. :)

She's so admirable! She must be an Aleesha.
You're really lucky if you got yourself an Aleesha.

by AdmirerOfHer🌸 June 16, 2015