Alpaca

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

by Helping deep November 25, 2015

Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

by DrChode May 22, 2009

Alpaca

Like a llama, but not as good

Llamas are cooler than alpacas

by Alexiplier777 June 4, 2015

alpaca

fluffy animals who love jazz, and jazz loves them.

the alpaca did not spit on jazz

by captain-awesome!!! December 26, 2011

alpaca

Alpacas are the most majestic creatures to ever roam Saturn but are used as a joke here on earth.

Alpaca my bags and I'll be going.

by Cianedmond February 27, 2016

alpaca

1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you

by Alpaca Lenny April 9, 2003

alpaca

the worlds greatest animal. this is so because jesus chose an alpaca to ride to the area we now know as the united states. the alpaca was his "godly animal" of choice because the alpaca could walk across water, fly if it really loved you, and could reach speeds up to the speed of sound on foot. be sure to get down and chant the following phrase if you see an alpaca: "shama ghala eh oh calla, shama ghala eh oh calla." the phrase means "pray to the almighty animal of god!"

jesus rode the almighty alpaca

by JOJIO751 November 28, 2007