Characterized by its long ears, bobbed tail, excessive bodily fluids (i.e. saliva), sometimes gooey
skin and fur, characteristic 'nom nom' sound made when eating,
unique perversions,
chic'he fashion sense, groans, moan, squeals, squeaks, guttural bellows, crude language, laser-like urinary habits, flatulence, infatuation with genitalia (in particular, male) and mostly, adourableness.
This creature is often seen rummaging through cupboards in search of peanut butter an'
honey. While searching, it makes a distinct cry, sounding like a shriek followed by mumblings, as it reads, by habit, the ingredients found in whatever it lays its paws upon, usually then followed by ravenous, disgruntled nomming.
Another trait of the Alora is its peculiar method of eating. While perched, rather than sitting, on anything higher than ground level, it tears its
food into
small, easily edible bits, so as not to dull its sharp fangs.
These sharp fangs are used in the hunting of small woodland creatures, more often than not, the
fox in particular. The word 'hunt' is used more in the meaning of 'sport' rather than 'survival. Often the Alora can be seen laying
bait of
Pineapple, Orange Juice and the characteristic misleading lure of the 'wiggling tail dance'.
"Christ! Did you see the way that chick ran?! It was like I was watching an Alora chase down a
fox!"
"Geez.., Nancy is such an Alora... have you ever been to the grocery store with her? Whatever you do, just
stay away from the... Well, from
everything."