Aloogs

Aloogs is the continual penetration of one's backside.

Aloogs with his dog in a fun and comfortable environment, applying force in a place where they need it most!

by aloogz cureforcurvez January 6, 2010

tag alongers

People hired by a store for security purposes and follow you everywhere you go while failing at trying to be inconspicuous.

Yea, we got some tag alongers while walking through Miejers (a store in the north)

by Jonny A November 17, 2005

aloose

something coming apart, to separate or divide, or break away from another part of an object.

I don't know how that came aloose.

by T_Baby_77 December 16, 2008

Aloogalay

When two friends go hide in a room and say positive things about each other while diddling each other's butthole. Usually ends with finger sniffing.

Paul is always pulling Rocco away for aloogalay.

by Mr. Binks December 18, 2018

ALooney

A man who is so shy and childish that if his mother was to have sex in front of him he would not know what her vajina is and would also giggle at the fact she has one

I was fucking an asian chick and her roommate came in he is such an ALooney he just laughed at it

by Kingbob257 August 20, 2019

aloofer

a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!

AMERICA! FUCKYA!

once you go aloofer, you never go back

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler February 28, 2011

aloofer

a hot,elusive female with a tendency to throw expensive electronic devices in the water- can be found most often poolside baggin rays- has been known to scare younger men

"jamie is such an aloofer-

by donn seidholz June 30, 2005