alliterati

Seldom seen secret society seeking speech sovereignty. Some say is sinister.

Alliterati are secret silly!

by Aceyducey September 1, 2012

Reverse Alliteration

It's like an alliteration, but instead of a bunch of words starting with the same sounds, they rhyme at the end.

Reverse Alliteration: The lack of a shack in the back of your crack that is black and needs to be smacked with a rack

by Onyx02 June 4, 2018

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

Alltel

Alltel is a phone company that orginated in Arkansas. Its an ok place to work. They pay really good with great benefits but you have to talk to some ignorant assholes on a daily basis. Alltel was recently purchased by Verizon. May God help us!

Hi thanks for calling alltel this is Bob how may I help You?
Cust: yeah my phone doesnt work.. Why? fix it now!!
Rep: I would be more than happy to help u may I have your ten digit number?
Cust: No Mother Fucker fix it now! Why do you need my number? cant you just sprinkle some pixie dust on it and make it work?
Rep: Sir take it to the store have a good day. Click
Cust: Hello? Hello? i think he hng up on me.. 5 minutes later.. Hello?!?!

by jacksonwpeakeast January 29, 2009

Allure

A beautiful girl.
Beauty in a nuttshell.

Allure is pretty much Beauty in a nuttshell.

by Paralyzed September 14, 2015

allurez

Allurez is the world's greatest jewelry retailer. They claimed to have had 1,000,000 customers right out of their 10 person operation. Allurez is NOT a website that sells sub-standard jewelry. Allurez does NOT buy jewelry from its competitors and resell it at a higher price. Allurez does NOT have customer service that posts the customer's information in a sex wanted ad on Craigslist, under the direction of the CEO.

Allurez? Well, see for yourself. You won't find anything useful about them on the internet.

by Shaggadelic McNatsy October 2, 2018

word-alliteration

Term that describes a situation where you unkowingly trap yourself in a sentence where your only option is to say the same word that you aready said earlier in the sentence, making you sound like a goddamn moron.

Grandparent: "So what do you study these days?"
Middle Eastern Studies Major: "Well, I study... Middle Eastern Studies"
Grandma: "Nice word-alliteration, jackass."

by pornomancer July 30, 2010