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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

Allure

A beautiful girl.
Beauty in a nuttshell.

Allure is pretty much Beauty in a nuttshell.

by Paralyzed September 14, 2015