Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

alimony babe

A female who lives in one of the varied United States that provides alimony payments for an ambitionless female, who attracts a certain type of male who only frequents such states; who is searching for an easy, low expectation relationship with her, who finds her a real cheap catch, that another man/alimony payor continues to support, unbenounced to the alimony female.

Hey man did you check out that hot alimony babe? Yeah shes a real catch, her ex husband still pays alimony and I don't have to do nothing... I can take her for a .99 cent burger and she'll do anything sexually...

by shanlew April 26, 2011

Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Sexual alimony

Money your ex spouse’s current flame owes you for teaching your ex how not to suck in bed.

Eric owes me months of sexual alimony for Elizabeth’s new found talents in bed. Dat bitch a ho!

by Cap Nasty June 2, 2019

alimon

The name for one who dates his sister

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

alibony

a husband's or wife's non-court-ordered provision for a spouse before separation or divorce. Derived from alimony and getting boned.

Jenn gave birth today and that is clearly not my kid. Who knows who that whore slept with, but she better be getting some aliBony to help with these bills.

by DrillPress September 20, 2017