Asexual agenda

Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.

Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks

by Sgabello October 11, 2021

The Algenys

A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.

Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.

Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.

During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.

The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts

The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps

by H3206 October 17, 2011

double agent

Someone who is friends with 2 people/sides that don't like each other. And will share gossip from each side with the other.

I thought April was my friend but she told Erika I called her a cow. I think she's playing double agent.

by plastic hawaiian April 16, 2009

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Alena

Alena will be one of your favorite people. She’s honest, loving, funny, sexy, dependable, caring, and even more. She’s easy to fall in love with once you look into her eyes, and she falls in love even easier. You can always trust Alena. She’ll keep secerets till the end of time, be straight forward with you, and always will have your back in any situation. Alena’s make amazing best friends, although they may be quiet at first, once you really get to know them you will see how amazing they really are.

“Thank you so much Alena!”

by Stranger in the Light October 17, 2018

Alena

Alena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She's kind, generous, compassionate, thoughtful, and sweet. She is so gorgeous and has the most beautiful eyes. She's confident, strong-willed, and determined, and is never afraid to share her opinions. If you're her friend, you are so lucky. But if you cross her, you better run far away because she'll kick you outta her life so fast.

Person 1: "Alena is my best friend."
Person 2: "No, she's my best friend!"
Alena: "You're all my best friends."

by LaughingLunaLovegood August 23, 2018

Pimping agency

Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).

A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).

by maryal March 10, 2013