ALG, bottoms up bros!
by IsaacYaner August 6, 2022
Get the algmug. Ass licking gorgeous. A woman so beautiful you'd go down on her brown. A girl so fine her butt-hole has got to taste like wine. A female so attractive that if she farted on your face you'd take a big whiff.
Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears (before her ass got fat and nasty), Carmen Electra and (insert name of the female celebrity you find most attractive) are all "ALG."
Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.
Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.
by FVW October 28, 2009
Get the algmug. Stands fot Adult Little Girl. An ALG may enjoy dressing, acting, speaking, etc. like a young girl. Some ALG's participate in ageplay.
"Daddy Nick" wanted his ALG to spread her little legs, but when she would not even lift her ruffled pink skirt, he decided it was time for a spanking.
by Daddy's Kitty November 10, 2006
Get the ALGmug. 
by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009
Get the Alge Crumplermug. 1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.
2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.
Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.
Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"
2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.
Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.
Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"
<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..
*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*
<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!
*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*
<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!
by NefariousThey February 9, 2007
Get the Alge Crumplermug. by anonymous333rabbit January 28, 2021
Get the Alge-bruhmug.