by LittleSean June 15, 2007
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A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
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Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
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Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
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by DrewP December 12, 2006
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