Alburz

An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.

Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.

To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.

Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?

Girl two: No, what happened?

Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!

by HarryJesuPotter January 23, 2009

albordas

albatos, alfredo, albordas. totally not a misspelling of albedo.

omg have you seen albordas in genshin impact?? you know, my favorite character, albordas, the alchemist! 😍

by tortilla simp April 21, 2021

alboz

people from albania a.k.a land of the eagles

alboz are the best people in the world

by ha9_albo_thug May 30, 2006

albonzo

the biggest kind of love there ever was, like that love that a mom has for her kids. Used when "love" is not enough.

I albonzo my cat. She is the best cat ever.

by skeeter March 5, 2005

Albortion

An Albertan that developed past the fetus stage. Easily recognized by the diesel smoke pouring out of their big trucks or little penises.. Most are uneducated which explains their ignorance while driving a vehicle...

Just about got into an accident because that Albortion ran a red light !!!!

by Lysytsya7 February 7, 2022

albornoz

A rarely used last name describing one who lies often telling completly incorrect stories. Also can describe someone with a large cunt. This term is generally derogative and you can use it in explaining how small someones penis is. An Albornoz also is generally of latin descent and enjoys yard work. All and all Albornozes are socially outcasts with little to do and even less to masturbate.

Damn son that kids albornoz sized penis is pequeno!(pequeno=small)

by Winston Betis March 5, 2008

Alborn

Meaning born from the anus of a communist; Usually someone lacking brain.

He looks like he was alborn, look at the way he wears those red shorts.

by Fishlover02 April 2, 2011