An extremely out of date city.
A city full of closeminded citizens that Stare at anyone dressed in black.
A city full of drunks, Mentally retarded, Ghetto people.
A city full of drugs and all the above.
A city full of people who hate their lives
Man i Hate albany!

This place is a total Albany
by Nick "fox" February 24, 2008
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A place where dreams go to die, and where long island scum pollute most of the student body.
I graduated from Albany (SUNY). Now I have a bunch of debt, and my degree is worthless.
by TransferStudentWhoLeftAlbany February 11, 2014
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a small town in northern california right next to berkeley. supposedly good schools, i guess they are ok. Doesn't seem to have a lot of drugs/alcohol but does in some places. BART tracks are heard everywhere. No one has heard of it. One square mile. Part of the middle school is in neighbooring city of El Cerrito. Only one old lady clothing store. No restaurants. All that stuff is in berkeley/el cerrito. Solano biggest merchandise. But most of solano is in berkeley. El Cerrito plaza= el cerrito. =p
bob:let's go to albany
fred: like in New York?
bob: no
Larry: georgia?
bob: no
get out aka mark: then where?
bob: california. I hear it is really pretty down there.
larry: theres an albany in california? how repetitive!
by <3 Je suis Nigela <3 November 15, 2007
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Anglo African community of the South Coast of the Cape in South Africa.

Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.

Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.
The Albany Hotels chain based in the district.
by Ruks March 19, 2005
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Albany New York is the chillest place in the world. Every store sells natty and theirs hundreds of lax fields. Theirs parties everyday all day and something cool is always happenig their.
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever

bro to hoe ratio
Hey man I wana party where should we go?
Let's go to Albany it's the best
Yeah
by Lax Bro #69 July 16, 2011
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The place in Western Australia where you will have all four seasons in one day.
Ahh!!! My nuts are freezing!!!! Wait, wait no they're burning now!!!!!

Albany Senior High School
by Rita-Ard August 16, 2011
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The number ONE party place to chill, where 16 years old go to Paulies and the Post, while any legal drinker heads to WT's for their awesomely amazing wings and 85 cent beers at happy hour. Quite the college town where cabs are 3 bucks a head, girls wear tank tops and flipflops in the middle of the dead winter, you can buy pizza at 4AM, chalk your id and expect the bouncer to not only let you in but complement the fine art. Every other person who goes to Albany is either from NYC and LI and don't understand the difference between Upstate and Western NY, wear abercrombie and hollister with their tims. You wonder why people play in the water on fountain day when you obviously see snow on the ground, can't remember why you came here, except for the fact that you couldn't make Cornell or NYU and wanted to save money. Actually, you had no choice, but you read enough about the school in Princeton Review. The public bus makes its own schedule when you need it on weekends, and your car stays in its parking spot until the snow starts to melt in april. You envy those who live in the mustard complex with their heat and free laundry, but your lottery number is well over a 1000 so you head downtown, where you can never sleep, occasionally have your car towed or hit by another driver, and take advantage of the location by becoming a local at cagneys, chubby's, sadies, or stonecrow. You don't understand "downtown" past Quail street until you become 21 and venture off to Lark and S. Pearl. Ahh, this is ALBANY for you.
I've got 8 dollars and need to get smashed, that's cover cab, cover, and drinks in Albany!
by Lola February 20, 2005
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