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A clumsy person, who farts alot of and tries to fit in but fails miserably
alasdair "well hi guys"

fuk u
alasdair by blubsyhubsy April 26, 2009
One who has a reputation for extremely bad kissing.
"Jake that dude pulled an Alasdair on her last night"
Alasdair by Bill Swan May 17, 2007
Alasdair has a massive penis and anyone who doesnt think this has a tiny penis he naturally is a leadr and all girls love him because of his supreme inteligence. Alasdair is also always succesfull in life
¨i wish i was Alasdair
Alasdair by Jesus rsie October 28, 2020
A Ginger boy who likes mountain biking and other outdoor sports.
That guy died his hair what a fake Alasdair
Alasdair by Bjorne Andresen October 16, 2017
the act of climbing over somebody.
"We weren't having sex, I was just Alasdair-ing him."
alasdair by treeroy April 19, 2018

alastair 

Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
alastair by Al Mac April 20, 2006