Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

alarm cock

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

alarm cock

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night

"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"

by Pratipax August 26, 2008

Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015

alarm cock

alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!

timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"

by Joe Dallyo May 23, 2006

alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

Alarm cock

An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.

My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.

by Pugh April 20, 2005