aavon

a good looking man with a great heart

I wish I could be Aavon

by Kj mistered October 3, 2016

Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell

yer da sells avon

by anonymous December 15, 2019

midnight akon black

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black

last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.

by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

Avon

something your dad sells

"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"

by eruditeblob August 8, 2016

Avonna

a totally cool, down to earth person, who can definitely be trusted. you will usually find her through her crowds of friends laughing and having an enjoyable time, but avonna can have her moments, so don't make her cause a scene. SHE IS SO COOL THAT SHE'S ICE COLD YA DIGG

everybody that's a everybody needs to be Avonna's friend!

by Kejoyo February 11, 2010