air guitar

The act of playing an imaginary guitar usually whist u are under the effects of alchohol leading to you thinking u look great when u actually look more like you are playing the invisible banjo

Man look at that twat playing air guitar

by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 11, 2014

air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 12, 2006

Air Guitar

Air Guitar = Masturbation

Matthew: Stewart Stop air guitaring.
Stewart: IM cracking out a proper good solo:D

by Pooart March 2, 2009

Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018

Air Guitar Hero

The act of playing an air plastic Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing a normal air guitar. Most commonly accompanies hearing a song that is featured in Guitar Hero on the radio, a CD player, or an mp3 player.

We were driving down the road when Iron Maiden's "Trooper" came on the radio. Immediately, and unconsciously, we all began to play air guitar hero.

by SH's de1337ed July 2, 2007

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.

While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023