apush

Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.

by HopeLover October 19, 2011

apus history

One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.

Bum: Spare some change??

Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?

Bum: I took apus history.

Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009

APUSH

1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.

1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"

2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"

3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."

4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."

5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"

by Matt GXX November 24, 2011

Apuss

Some ultracrepidarian from Turkey that thinks he can destroy a religion that he used to believe but instead a hypocritical, narcissist who blocks smarter people that refute him and defend said religion

Person 1: Ay yo you’re not a doctor, why are you doing a surgery ?
Person: I was in a hospital for days and now I left it so I’m 85% sure that I know about medical issues

Person 1: you’re an Apuss

by Ickytoystor February 10, 2021

APUSHitis

When you don't go to school simply because you want to avoid APUSH. ie. Pretending to be sick to miss a test.

Jack: You weren't in school today. You missed the APUSH test.

Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.

by Woahhhhthereee. March 15, 2010

APUSH

the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework

Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by apush survivor October 11, 2010

APUSH

A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.

I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.

by JoffrayStirr September 5, 2009