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Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
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Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.
You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)
Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!
by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009
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Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022
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Afternoon Deelite

A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.
Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?

Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005
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afternoon skank

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.
wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?
by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010
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Sunday afternoon

In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.
by James Sheldon December 28, 2005
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