The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013
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One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
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2 Tall, Dark & Handsome
3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.
4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3
5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend
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2 Tall, Dark & Handsome
3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.
4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3
5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend
6 Always has fun regardless of his surroundings. Life of the party... AND Doesn't need alcohol to do it!!
7 Someone who says, "WOW", to many things and situations
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Person 2: "I know!! We so need an Alterick here!!"
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