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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high....I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high....now I'm a paraplegic and I know why! cause I got high cause I got high, because I got hiiiiiiiieeegh
by Ricky June 20, 2003
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Afrodynamic

An unusual phenomenon in which black people are extremely fast, even with an afro. Some scientists believe that the air is sucked into the afro's abyss and shot out the back. Many believe that the afro possesses magical powers.
B: Yo, Black Magic! Why you so fast?

A: Probably afrodynamics!
by Zakopolis January 1, 2011
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Afrotang

The flesh rotting, bewildering stink(s) leaking from the ghastly, flammable and abhorrent bug hives on the bonce of your average BLM fodder.
‘The marrow melting vapours of afrotang brewed by the shrewdness of BLM gatherers and their gormless white liberal acolytes made short work of smelting Bristol’s Edward Colston statue with its brain foaming funk.’
by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022
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Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!
Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.
by jay November 25, 2004
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afroman

uhh i`m to high to wright one
by bob Johnson November 4, 2003
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afroman

Colt 45 is all I needed to convince me, but he's got Because I got High too, and that just makes him a crazy nigger
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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afrocan

Extracted seed of Africa, cultivated in American soil.
I have been labeled many things as a citizen in america,but Afrocan defines precisely who I am.
by Afrocan President May 12, 2008
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