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Definitions by Zakopolis

watermelon butt 

n. A person who has so much butt sex that their butt hole gets big enough to fit a watermelon.

Can be used to describe someone who is gay, an enemy, a slut, etc.
You're such a watermelon butt!!!
watermelon butt by Zakopolis January 1, 2011

Black Magic

n. The best athlete on a team, usually black.
Black magic so fast, very afrodynamic.
Black Magic by Zakopolis January 1, 2011

Afrodynamic 

An unusual phenomenon in which black people are extremely fast, even with an afro. Some scientists believe that the air is sucked into the afro's abyss and shot out the back. Many believe that the afro possesses magical powers.
B: Yo, Black Magic! Why you so fast?

A: Probably afrodynamics!
Afrodynamic by Zakopolis January 1, 2011

Afro Juice 

A liquid that leaks from an afro. Some say it is toxic. Others say that it will give enhanced athletic abilities. Scientists still do not know how afro juice is made, but they know that it is made somewhere in the afro's abyss.
B: Stop shaking your head! You're spraying afro juice!
A: What's so bad about that?

B: It could kill me!
A: Naw, it'll make you jump higher.
Afro Juice by Zakopolis January 1, 2011