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Afrikaans

The worst language to learn of all time.The Afrikaans teachers are even worse.They will speak fluent Afrikaans which you won´t understand.Spoken in South Africa most school children do not study because they know they will fail.Often Afrikaans words will be mixed with a little english.
From a South African
(Some tenses put ge- at the end of the last word in the sentence, it is normally the verb replaced with het and verb becomes the last word in the sentence.You put ge- at the start of the verb. Used in past tense. Sometimes mixed with english.
Person 1: Yo my bru did you study for the Afrikaans test?
Person 2: No, I am gonna gefail anyway
by southafricanwhohatesafrikaans September 30, 2021
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Afrikaans

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.
Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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afrikaaner

(n.) European settler in Africa, usually of dutch descent
(n.) Citizen of the lowest countries in Africa (South Africa, Kingdom of Lesotho etc.) that speaks in fluent afrikaans
(n.) Non-african exploring africa (original meaning)
Although Afrikaaners represent about 15% of South Africa by population, in the 1960's they controlled about 95% of the wealth.
by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004
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afrikaaner

A white African who believes he is a direct decendant of the lost tribe of Israel, usually of low intellect and oral ability.
My friend is a white native from South Africa and is called an Afrikaaner
by Jaco Coeksister May 28, 2003
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afrikaaner

I'm also South African lol. Anyway, an Afrikaaner is a person who speaks Afrikaans. They came from Holland to South Africa and became farmers. Dutch changed and it became Afrikaans. After the England-Afrikaans war, the Afrikaans people started Apartheid. You don't find many black Afrikaaners.
English person: Bye.
Afrikaaner: Toetsiens.
by Cough, cough! July 31, 2008
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afrikaaner

A person from South Africa Regardless of colour
A person that has a root of origin in South Africa for longer than 300yrs and a person that has no chance of residency in another country , and a person who denounces his country of origin unto 3 generations.
by VAN RENSBURG July 9, 2003
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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