AOLame

Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:

1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.

The list goes on and on with the AOL program.

The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.

Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

alameda

An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.

"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."

by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

still-around-aflage

The art of pretending you're still work when you're not.

John: When is Steve due back?
Travis: Tomorrow, why?

John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.

Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.

by McDoh! June 1, 2009

Alamelu

She's a fun, loving and kind person who is smart and beautiful in her own ways. She undermines herself and therefore consider herself as an average person. But the fact is she's one of the smartest and intelligent person you'll ever meet in your life. Be grateful to have Alamelu in your life coz she's the best you'll get as a daughter, as a sibling, as a friend and as a partner.

Love your partner like the way Alamelu loves chicken biryani.

by profescr7 November 23, 2021

alameda, ca

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

by hannah kingston May 4, 2022

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alamedine

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts

person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason

by snoop fish November 24, 2021