affair with a spare

This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.

Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!

by I, Wreckerrr June 13, 2021

The Thomas Affair

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022

Lavon Affair

Formally known as "Operation Susannah", the Lavon Affair was a failed Israeli covert operation. For the operation a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited to plant bombs in Egyptian, American, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and schools. The attacks were made to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood and Egyptian communist organizations. The terrorist plot was foiled by the Egyptian authorities, and the agents assigned to execute the operation were arrested.

The Lavon Affair is just one of the many points proving the role of uncontrolled Israeli aggression within the Middle East

by nigeraifigerA October 11, 2020

emotional affair

just like any other affair, but with no boning. where you have mutual feelings for someone NOT your significant other but you never hook up.

John: we had a total emotional affair.
Grace: wtf?
John: I was emotionally cheating on Heather with you.

by sproink March 9, 2007

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

illicit affairs

me when im gay

and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings

and longing stares

theyre born from just one single glance but they die,

and they die,
and they die, a million little times

leave the perfume on the shelf,

that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times

by shawtygotthafatty May 24, 2021

Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

by bhurmam September 19, 2013