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An Advik is a special type of person who is very fat. When I say very I mean it. The Advik is not something you would want to go close to. For it thinks itself as sexy and wants to have sex with other people.
by BlastBurnerGrinder69 January 26, 2024
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Advik

Advik is a striking individual, not only blessed with good looks but also possessing a sharp intellect that sets him apart. His physical attractiveness, combined with a keen mind, creates a compelling presence that captures attention effortlessly. Yet, it's not just about appearances and intelligence; Advik's character is a beacon of goodness.

His intelligence is a force to be reckoned with, showcasing a depth of knowledge and quick-wittedness that adds layers to his personality. However, what truly distinguishes Advik is the commendable nature of his character. Despite being incredibly smart, he exudes humility and a genuine desire to uplift those around him.

There's a magnetic quality to Advik's charm that extends beyond the surface. His manipulative skills, when employed, are wielded with finesse and tact. Instead of being used for personal gain, they are channeled towards positive endeavors, making him a persuasive force for good.

In addition to his external allure and intellectual prowess, Advik's good character shines through in his interactions. He uses his abilities not to manipulate for selfish reasons, but to navigate challenges with grace and contribute positively to the lives of those he encounters. Advik stands as a testament to the harmonious fusion of attractiveness, intelligence, and a morally sound character.
Avyukt: “Advik is literally the main character of our lives too.”
Tanveer: “Real shit bro, he’s hot, smart, and I’m damn jealous of him.”
Advik: *smirks*
by SmartBoy268 November 25, 2023
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Advik

The biggest racist bigot in the world. Will not give up an opportunity to whip out the N-Word (I will not say it because I'm not an Advik). Peers around him report signs of the Racial Impostor Syndrome, due to which Advik believes he is a young African-American black male. Victims of Advik's accounts of racial accounting say that they were hit with a ruthless stream of vulgar racial name-calling that have scarred them to this very day. It is safe to say that even today, a demonic entity resides within modern society - as those who have lived to tell the tale after encountering this vicious racist often label him as the demonic reincarnation of George Floyd's evil twin brother Darqueen Floyd restless spirit seeking revenge upon the racist society of Earth.
"Oh, he's such an Advik" :- When referring to an act of senseless racism.
"ADVIK ACTIVITY SPOTTED!!" :- When someone says the N word too many times
by dragonslayer72 April 29, 2024
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Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
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If I want your advice...

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020
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Advising Day Eve

A holiday on the campus of Gannon University. The university cancels classes for Advising Day so the night before is known as Advising Day Eve. Students celebrate by drinking, partying, and running around campus making fools of themselves. A popular Advising Day Eve hangout is Antlers Bar. Even certain professors are known to participate in Advising Day Eve festivities.
Dude I had the craziest night! I did shots with the Dean at Antlers!" "Well, yeah it was Advising Day Eve!
by gu2013 April 15, 2011
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advice slut

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
by aciduniform December 12, 2015
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