auradouche

The cleansing of ones personal toxic aura.

“After all of the bad things that have happened to me , I need an auradouche.”

by RC Myles February 22, 2018

Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015

accidouchely

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche

by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"

by Pkenny April 4, 2017

ArkDouche

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.

Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!

by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

Lance Armdouche

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads

Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.

by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021