mission accomplished

correction---4000 deaths and counting...

since mission accomplished, there have been over 4000 deaths

by MattT=P March 24, 2008

Mission Accomplished

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world

Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops

by gdffdgfddsasdfasdfasdfasdf October 6, 2004

accomplice

1. Someone who works with another to get something done. A person who helps another carry out some plan...Usually bad.

2. Partner in Crime

My accomplice helped me out when I needed a favor.

by AZ.. February 2, 2008

mission accomplished

correction---2894 deaths

since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths

by Daniel198 December 6, 2006

never ignorant getting goals accomplished

acronym for "nigga}"

Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.

by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015

Mission Accomplished

a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.

1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."

by theinfamoushw January 4, 2009

Accomplishment Burp

An excessively strident and roaring belch that is to be released in a semi-controlled manor directly after consuming a large meal, thus signifying the hearty sense of physiological accomplishment and satiation.

After eating a can of refried beans, a can of corn, a diced onion, and monterray jack cheese all mixed with a bottle of bbq sauce, Ben released a massive accomplishment burp and as everyone broke into applause, quickly proceeded to the bathroom to take a shit.

by Planet Implanon September 1, 2011