Abeyance

The condition of being temporarily set aside. Temporary inactivity, cessation, or suspension.

"Let's hold that problem in abeyance for a while."

"Our weekend plans were held in abeyance until we could get a weather forecast."

by markellyv February 24, 2014

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

by scuppers July 8, 2020

iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

abeerance

The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.

"Ugh... holiday party. Guess I have to go make an abeerance"

by deansick December 18, 2013

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019