abington

abington is a suburb in northeast philly. if you’re from abington you’re either a ghetto boul from crestmont or a snobby rich thot from rydal or glenside the school has the richest of the rich and people who are dead broke. white bouls from g side and fox chase get rocked by abington kids anyday

abington rich boy:hey let’s go vape in the bathroom and light the school on fire

by fox chase is for pussies August 24, 2019

abington

Ok, the definition above has a few things really wrong. No one calls it 'bington, unless they are cheering for high school sports (give me an A, "A," give me a bington, "bington"). Not only is it one of the wealthiest, but it also one of the most economically diverse communities. We've the got po'est of the po, and richest of the rich. And most importantly, we got big doc B telling us we're first in the alphabet, first in academics, etc., etc.

The coolest part of being from Abington is definitely tang. Mmmmmmm.

by yeahright February 19, 2005

abington

abington mass. is a town where you're either a snobby rich bitch on the cheerleading squad (which sucks by the way)and wears nothing but abercrombie & fitch and carry around real coach bag and wear uggs constantly, a jock that is an absolute jackass to everyone but other jocks and the cheerleaders and are always bragging about being better in bed then anyone else, an emo fag that gets in slap fights and thinks they're soo dope and love to smoke weed and do heroine, a slutty whore that drinks all the time and makes a complete mess of themselves with there boobs popping out of there shirt and pretends to not believe in sex before marrige while everyone else knows its not true, a loser that's only friends with the other losers and wear pants that are too long or too short therefore showing your ankles that nobody wants to see, a hoodlem that smokes weed everyday like everyone else in town and think you're so tough because you punched that one lameass that bumped into you in the hallway in school, an emo kid that says "i hate my life, fuck my life, my life fucking sucks" all the time and is always skating around with there other emo friends since they have no life, and of course everyone cuts there wrists... even the snobby cheerleaders. everynight there is a party where hardcore drinking is going on and if you're still a virgin by the time you get into high school, then everyone assumes its because you have an STD. we're the type of kids that your parents are afraid of, cops try to arrest, and all the goody two shoes towns are afraid of.

cheerleaders- "LIKE OMG DOOD I CANT BELIEVE WE ELBOWED STEPH IN THE NOSE WHEN WE WERE CHEERING THE OTHER NIGHT" "OMG I KNOW RIGHT?! SHE HAS A BROKEN NOSE NOW!" "LIKE OMG IM SO GLAD IT WASN'T ME" "I WAS TOO BUSY SHOUTING GO ABINGTON AT THE GAME TO NOTICE SHE WAS BLEEDING.."
jocks- "you're just dating him because he's a pathetic junior that can only catch a freshman and as soon as you get laid you're going to dump him. by the way, my sex is ten times better then his dude"
emos- "fuck my life i think im going to get high and try to forget about my fucking pathetic life. hopefully when i'm skating to go get weed i'll fall off and die"
whores- "lets get drunk and give eachother head and i'll pretend it never happened while you tell everyone in town you got with someone as hot and sexy as me... well, just tell them it was me because we all know im beautiful"
loser- "wow i really like that girl karen but she has a boyfriend already. i guess i'll just stalk her until she falls in love with me. then i can finally lose my virginity and stop being a loser!"
hoodlem- "y0 d!d U $33 m3 fUCk uP tH@t niigG@ fr0m Br0cT0n?"

by un-labled February 28, 2009

abington

Abington, MA is a town no more than twenty miles south of Boston. Here lieth the working class who have all become landscapers and car salesmen because their manufacturing jobs have been "displaced". A place where you only go if you want some sort of intoxicant or violence. Often the home of stoners and paper gangsters that talk about all those gangbangers in Brockton that they know that have guns. The stoners are pretty cool, but the suburban thugs are pretty lame. This makes for a VERY mediocre town.

1.A Stoner - Hey, let's go to Two-Twelve in Abington and see Guido. We can smoke joints and see his pit bull.
2.A Suburban Thug - ABINGTON, WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?! THUG LIFE BABY! THIS IS HOW WE DO IN WORKING CLASS SUBURBIA, DAWG!!!

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

Abington Heights

Nestled in the hills of (Clarks) Summit, stands the school that loves sports so well.

Abington Heights, a public school district in NEPA, is thought to be "top notch" by many. But after attending the school, I'll tell you it plainly: As of June 2006 (which is when I am writing this), Abington Heights has proved to be nothing but striking teachers and money spent on athletics. In order to keep the student:teacher ratio at 300:1 (or something more reasonable like 30:1, but is still ridiculously high), Abington Heights High School has gotten rid of all its English and most of its Social Studies electives.

The kids at the high school range from Abercrombie wearing preppy kids to pothead ICP kids. With such a wide range of students, one of the most popular shared activities among them is making fun of each other behind their backs. (Though I suppose what high school isn't like that?)

Aside from sports, Abington Heights spends money on painting the word "COMETS" on trash cans.

by Melissa Benson September 1, 2008

Abington Kids

Abington Kids- the Abington kids that live in wealthy town. The school is filled with whores that basically don’t where clothes and let there Boobs pop out if there shirts and there booty shorts are way to short and they let there ass hang out where the pervert boys obsess over. Than there’s the fuckboys and fuckgirlsthat are super hot and are athletic. They have there own big group that just where sweat pants or shorts for the boys and leggings and sweatpants or nike shorts for the girls. All the time they smoke there juul hang out either at Weldon in Glenside or at the turf and be teenagers and don’t give a shit they love to eat, and go football games most of the time they just leave and go into the woods right across from the stadium and hookup in the woods than after that they will go to Burger King on Easton road and go there and muck bang than hookup again after. Than they will split up into girls and boys than the girls will go home and talk and eat ice cream smoke there juul and ft the boys while there playing fortnite which is very fun. Than there’s the emo kids that stare at you when you’re walking through the hallways weird they smelled bad they have greasy hair they’re always wear all black very awkward if you look at them though have a scared look. Same with the weird kid they just don’t wear all black because your parents won’t let them and they have no friends.

The Abington Kids are rich and snobby, and all they do is drink and juul.

by fashion designer November 7, 2018

Abington Heights

Abinton Heights is a high school for kids in the Clarks Summit, Waverly, South Abington, and Clarks Green area. The history goes back to 1960's. I dont agree with the other definition. It is not as bad as it seems. We may have a strict principal but we manage to have fun with sports, class wars, and dances. Not everyone has the best experience but it is not as bad as they make it seem. We do have realy good teachers who care about their students. I would never go to another high school.

"Did you see the game at Abington Heights last night?"
"No"
"Damn you missed a good game against Scranton Prep. A kid not only pissed of those prepies by mooning them but we also killed them in the 4th quarter."

by Secretary of '10 February 4, 2009