Cart Abandonment

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.

Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

by mickey delphino January 2, 2008

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.

Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

candidate abandonment

The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits

I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.

by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016

textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.

"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."

by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012

alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America

The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022