cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 03, 2018

Dre-Awn

Dat nigga u don't wanna fuck wit cause he'll kill u wit his extension cord

Dre-Awn bout to kick yo ass if u don't back tf up

by DRE-AWN March 14, 2017

Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk June 07, 2011

cunt awning

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

by Stew Pidaso November 08, 2007

mouth awning

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.

"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."

by AngieTheDrunk January 06, 2010

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019