awkward 

An insanely overused phrase to describe situtations and conversations that usually aren't awkward at all.

"I just dropped my pencil. Awkward."

"I can't get a cell phone signal. This is awkward."

"I'm sorry, I'm so awkward that awkward awkward when awkward."

awkward by Joynas November 7, 2011

awkward 

A word used by white people to describe any situation.

It was awkward when two white family's wanted to buy the same lexus.

awkward by mightybadg3r August 10, 2012

awkward 

a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation

Yeaa so this guy asked me for my number at the beach yesterday and it was like so awkward

awkward by pimp nasty April 28, 2007

Awkward 

The word white women can use to describe anything.

White girl #1: Hi
White girl #2 :OMG u r so totally awkward

Awkward by Mel Flippin Gibson January 13, 2014

awkward 

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(long pause) ...awkward...

awkward by Otis October 14, 2004

Awkward 

A situation which is of a significant amount of discomfort, and a subject of hilarity and confusion for those not involved.

1. Katrina, if someone walks in while I am blowdrying your shorts while you are still wearing them, we may face an awkward situ....Nevermind, Too late.

Awkward by ihatethesethings November 2, 2010

Awkward 

A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.

Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.

for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging

John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward

Awkward by sunshiyong November 25, 2010