Austria

A country that has many great achievements. These include:
Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
Yodeling

Austrians are the masters of making other Europeans pissed off.

Austria by Error 666 June 26, 2023

AUSTRIA

Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and a shit load of other dope mutherfuckers were born in Austria. Although it has had many awesome people it has also been the birthplace to one asshole who went by the name of Adolf Hitler. Austria, however, isn't the only county to be the birthplace to a mega douche bag thanks to Canada giving the world Justin Bieber.

me: Hi, I'm from Austria!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!

AUSTRIA by bendy888 March 12, 2017

Austria

1. People from Austria
2. Home of Alan Schwarzenegger
3. Where many Nobel Peace winners Come from
4. Used to have a lot of Jews
5. Home of many Scientists

Austria is a great country. . .

Austria by Barkley October 29, 2007

Austria

According to MANSWERS, the best country to go if you want to get a blowjob

Tourist: I went to Austria and got blowjobs from ten different girls at this one club I went to. They really like to suck!

Austria by johndoethehoe November 25, 2009

Austria

Australia?

U know germany started ww1(Austria giggles in bakcground)

Austria by Typecal murican69 November 20, 2018

Austria

the country Hitler was born in

Hey do you know where hitler was born?

Yes, Austria

Austria by Womnx September 22, 2020

Austria

(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.

Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA

Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*

Austria by anonymous December 16, 2020