Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Asus Repair Kit

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.

My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.

by Tgump July 7, 2008

Asus eee pc

An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS
-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.
-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-A USB Mouse
-A USB Keyboard

Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"
John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"
Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"

by Sprouticous REX July 18, 2009

ASUS S510U

The laptop I use that when I use it, the CPU fan is too loud i can hear it from all the way to my room god help me it wont shut the hell up and I am writing this while the CPU fan is still too loud I cannot stop it send help.

P1: I have an ASUS S510U and its CPU fan wont shut the hell up.

by spacemandude February 28, 2022

ASUS eee pc

the only netbook thats worth buying, but won't recomend for personal use.

bob: hey you heard of joe, he got a netbook.
robert: which one?
bob: ASUS eee pc
robert: oh, he did a good thing.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 13, 2022

Asus TUF Gaming F15

One of the best under 850$ notebook. I recommend this to everyone I have it and its fast

FRIEND: Do you know any notebook that is best price/performance?
Me: That would be Asus TUF Gaming F15.
FRIEND: Thanks a lot!

by SussyTom January 9, 2023

asus vivobook go e1404fa

asus vivobook go e1404fa is a laptop made by ASUS.

1: What is asus vivobook go e1404fa?
2: its a laptop.

by ROGUser February 15, 2026