assload 

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

assload by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

assload 

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

assload by Joe_23 May 30, 2013

Assload 

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

Assload by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Assload 

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

Assload by Mr E.S August 27, 2020

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

bakers assload by truecraigles October 7, 2008

cubic assload 

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

cubic assload by Gordo June 5, 2003

metric assload 

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

metric assload by maxzilla October 28, 2003