Someone who repeatedly makes an ass out of themselves to the point that others find it laughable. They are usually the last to realize how moronic they sound when they are trying to sound intelligent.
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Jimmy Kimmel is an assclown.
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a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them
When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.
by Kimberly Nicole August 19, 2008
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Get the assclown mug.Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
Get the assclown mug.A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.
Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.
Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.
Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"
Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."
Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."
Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
by Loin Slapper August 25, 2013
Get the Assclown mug.A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
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