A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.
by smatty21 March 30, 2010
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Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011
Get the Assbooker mug.Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!
by Lil Woody January 26, 2015
Get the Asstronomical mug.When there is a large amount of really nice asses, like in a club setting. This term could be used in any setting like a school, or something to tell your friends so that they will want to join you at a party...
dude on phone: hey chump, get your butt down to this party, we have major asscropulation happening...
by Stephie-poos February 8, 2006
Get the asscropulation mug.(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.
"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."
"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."
"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."
by trippd333 January 31, 2009
Get the Asstrophy mug.The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.
Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.
Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016
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