ASDA

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.

ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.

by AFCW April 24, 2004

Asda

Supermarket in the UK. Part of the WalMart empire. Paradise for the nutritionally illiterate. Frequented by unhealthy looking families with cars that look well cared-for. One level above Co-op on the supermarket totem pole, looks like Waitrose in comparison to Lidl

"Did a big shop at Asda. Everything is so cheap and tasty. Got to go to the doctors later, my reflux is giving me hell and the kids need more Ritalin."

by Frou-Frou December 25, 2018

Asda

Adj. meaning cheap or skanky due to its common use with people who shop at that supermarket. This started off due to the advertising campaign - 'Asda Mums' and was involuntary but oh well, bad luck, Asda, what are you going to do?

Asda mums - good for you!
That boy is so Asda, he won't have a nice phone!

by TJP May 9, 2005

asda

National Supemarket chain, more often referred to as "de asda" (the asda)

"i'm just nipping down to de asda"

by Albert98 August 29, 2005

Asda

will cheat on you for someone worse

asda is mean.

by kaywa.wuvs.me January 29, 2020

ASDA

Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud

‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’

by Kifaru September 1, 2020

ASDA

The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way

Shaniqua: I just had an asda

Marybell: Not fair i want an asda

by StealthyElectra January 6, 2022