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mad as a wet hen

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.
her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!
by mysticaldeath January 4, 2012
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hot as a whore house on dollar night

As the expression implies, a very warm/hot place. This effectively communicates that it's uncomfortably hot, just as a whorehouse would be from the droves of people who would show up for "dollar night."
Sam: Why is it so warm in here. Dinner will cost us $100 each; you'd think they can afford air conditioning!

Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.
by ChiDiva January 7, 2008
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worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.
by PFesser April 19, 2018
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You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.
You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.
by John Joe September 20, 2012
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thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.
by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014
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orange as a white girls knuckles

when thots use the fake tan and it gets all in their knuckles. synonymous with 16-20 year old instagram thots from the UK
yo shit dawg that hair is orange as a white girls knuckles
by the nigmaster general September 30, 2020
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As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.
When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.
by rucus11 October 28, 2009
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