apu

1. Character from The Simpsons, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
2. Acronym standing for "As Per Usual".

Personage 1: What you been up to?
Personage 2: Nothing much, apu, you?
Personage 1: I watched the funny Simpsons episode with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

by Bob the Fourth January 06, 2007

Apu

Apu Nahosapeenapetalon or however u spell it , is the sex

<3

-Thank you come again
-no i dont eat anything that comes from an animal
- i cant believe u dont shutup!
- this is a kwikimart.. not a library!
- who needs the kwiki mart.. i .. doooo

by ELyse October 23, 2004

The Apu

When having sex with an Indian (or possibly Pakistani) woman...immediately after they reach orgasm.

The subject pulls away and states in their best Indian accent (ideally Apu from the Simpsons):

"Thank you, cum again"

Just for reference you had better have really enjoyed the fuckening, because there's basically zero chance you're ever getting to tap that ever again.

My girlfriend dumped my ass last week. She got really pissed when I gave her The Apu. Totally worth it tho'.

by Prof. Ass Master February 22, 2019

apu

A taxi cab driver who frequently breaks wind in the cab, and doesn't role the windows down.

John: Phew! Somebody broke wind. Who was it?

Phil: I think it was our driver apu.

John: A-poo is more like it!

by trendyboy November 20, 2018

APu

An Internet Relay Chat (IRC) Channel on irc.slashnet.org. The acronym stands for Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers, which are the main users of the channel.

APu has a mix of every race, even 1 closet homosexual, a blind guy, a real flaming homosexual and even a amputee!

by JohnnyFleekins August 11, 2006

apu

Slang speak for: as per usual

"she seems really hyper apu"

by Kyle137 August 17, 2006

Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

by Dave January 15, 2004