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appletite

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
by francescah November 9, 2013
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appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.
Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
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appleyte

A person obsessed with MACS and has unwavering blind loyalty.
He's such an Appleyte. He's got a iPod Nano, shuffle , G5 and a Apple tattooed into his head.
by Lachlan M April 2, 2006
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Applecation

An application made for the iPhone or iPod touch.
I have like 69 applecations on my iphone!
by Baconis D Licious January 4, 2010
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Applete

A devout supporter of the technology corporation Apple.
"Jane just sold her kidney to buy a Mac Pro and dual 30 inch screens..."

"I know dude, she's training to become a pro Applete."
by P@tr1cK August 10, 2007
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Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.
Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.
by Applegasmer September 13, 2012
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Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.
Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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