Applefreak

Anyone who owns several Apple products.

Stu's such a Applefreak! He owns two iPods, a iPad ,a iPhone and a Apple Watch!

by BruinKiller3469 June 8, 2016

christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Mark Appleyard

Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing

Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard


' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '

Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard

by mark appleyard March 30, 2009

appleyard

To be able to rip of people with out them knowing, or working out that in fact what they are paying for is worthless.

Im going to do a "appleyard" on my website.

by Rip it of January 1, 2006

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

amplifarted

when a fart is amplified when sitting on the toilet bowl, creating a sound that is many times louder in volume than normal.

i was taking a shit in my girlfriends dorm when i amplifarted and everyone in the next room could clearly hear it.

by Stains and Smears November 27, 2017