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Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.
William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.
by follywood April 21, 2009
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Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life
by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010
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ass aperture

Damn did that ass aperture take new pictures?
by photolographer February 4, 2021
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Atmospheric ventilation aperture

Fart lover fart den Atmosphereic vetalation Aperture( or aVa on the street)
The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid

They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.

You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.

Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous

You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.

Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
by Pecker pete April 24, 2019
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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